Sorry but if you tell me you don’t get musicals because “people don’t break out into song in real life” then you’re hanging out with the wrong people
— Matt Hemley (@MattHemley) July 16, 2022
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
— Trudi (@Trudski2012) July 17, 2022
Genuine question: why are these people debating on prime time when only 200k people are eligible to vote for them? Can’t they hire a hall or something?
— Sue Perkins 💙 (@sueperkins) July 17, 2022
I bet you today is the day they're filming Chocolate Week on the next series of Bake Off
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 18, 2022
As the weather is so hot I asked the Hermes delivery driver if he'd like a bottle of cold water. When he said yes I dropkicked it over a fence into my neighbour's rose bush and told him I'd left it in a designated safe space.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 18, 2022
Blew my mind pic.twitter.com/xrrNbPHiEo
— Jamie (@JamieCutteridge) July 19, 2022
My pet hate as a Millennial Christian is being told by non-Millennials what Millennials want from Church
— Christoph Auckland (@ChrisAuckland) July 19, 2022
Mine is being told by non-Millennials that Millennials don't go to church, while I am at church.
— Elizabeth Harrison (@eah39) July 19, 2022
A reminder that looking for a cool spot under the bed isn’t always a good move… https://t.co/P6gY3eM2pC
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 19, 2022
Gonna leave it till October just to be safe… pic.twitter.com/IrnPDF1is4
— Maisey Bawden (@MaiseyBawden) July 18, 2022
I am enjoying lefties (me included) slagging off the tory leader candidates as though we were expecting at least ONE of them to have a socialist take on things.
— Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی (@ShappiKhorsandi) July 19, 2022
Pitch: all world leaders to lose air conditioning privileges until we're at Net Zero
— Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm) July 19, 2022
If the climate were a bank, they would have saved it by now.
— Richard Burgon MP (@RichardBurgon) July 19, 2022
24 hours apart.
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) July 19, 2022
They’ll try to tell you stuff tomorrow too. pic.twitter.com/kfIbwuwtDa
Shame it took a record breaking day that set fire to the capital for @sainsburys to realise doors on fridges are better than cooling the whole friggin shop. pic.twitter.com/J5ig2FHfiS
— • Sam • (@FineAndSamD) July 19, 2022
Standing ovation for a man forced to resign due to dishonesty. Ladies and gentlemen I give you, the Conservative party.
— Graham (@BarnetAkela) July 20, 2022
Watch as former PM @Theresa_May refuses to join every other Tory MP in applauding @BorisJohnson⁰⁰
— ITV News Politics (@ITVNewsPolitics) July 20, 2022
The ex-prime minister also appeared reluctant to stand as Mr Johnson left the chamber after his final #PMQs https://t.co/hNy5pX7rA9 pic.twitter.com/Oq6ZGQ0Nte
The next PM will either be Rishi Sunak, who lives in another world, or Liz Truss, who is on another planet.
— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) July 20, 2022
absolutely gave up on this match, I'll be honest folks, 1-0 down with 10 minutes to go and getting a result, this is just not how England tournament football works
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) July 20, 2022
Obvs the Liz Truss cheese speech is now more iconic than Churchill’s beaches – but I still don’t think the *level* of cringe/nonsense/hilarity is appreciated enough. Most clips don’t even get to the Isaac Newton apples bit. I will simply never get over this performance. pic.twitter.com/9lH7yCWnCO
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) July 20, 2022
Liz Truss has some of the most profound 'Apprentice candidate who gets found out at the interview stage' energy I've ever seen in my life
— Tom Whyman (@HealthUntoDeath) July 20, 2022
I've watched several videos of Liz Truss now, and her delivery style is 'your friend's mum who was in an am-dram production of Twelfth Night and let herself down afterwards at the Dog And Duck.'
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) July 20, 2022
How to fold a fitted sheet.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/WdMN8kcSxi
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 22, 2022
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